Wednesday, December 15, 2004
On the Twelfth Day of Chrismukkah My true love gave to me:
twelve beemers beeping
eleven hissy fits
ten trophy wices
nine yoga-lattes
Eight gardners gardening
seven couples cheating
six cheeks a slapping
five yama-claus
four broken hearts
three broken homes
two smashed walls
and a boy toy from the OC
12:35 AM